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...What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind dating last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later." |
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Men and women all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements. If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm - all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wrong direction. "I was first." "Let me through." "You're on my tail." "That's my spot." They're like the Three Billion Stooges. But the egg is very cool: "Well, who's it going to be? I can divide. I can wait a month. I'm not swimming anywhere." |
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And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy...Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it." Sometimes he can, sometimes he can't. Sometimes, the car ends up on the side of the road, hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. He's sitting on the curb all alone, "I guess I didn't realize how many miles I was racking up." |
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GEORGE: Hey, did I tell you I called one of those girls from the personal ads in The Daily Worker?GEORGE: And they say appearance is not important. |
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While online dating can be a great resource, you should always be open to sharpening your game for dating. Make sure to check out our dating tips page for great advice.JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge. |
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George, in his apartment with Maura: "And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up. Thank you, and good night." |
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While online dating can be a great resource, you should always be open to sharpening your game for dating. Make sure to check out our dating tips page for great advice. |
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So take the time to market yourself effectively and the prospects will be knocking down your door. Think of it this way... if you won't even spend the time to write a good profile why should anyone spend the time getting to know you better? |
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Sometimes, despite your best efforts, you really have tapped out an online dating site. Sure, new folks are joining everyday, but that cluster of people that meet your criteria may have dried up. If that's the case, maybe it's time to join a new site. |
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Keep an open mind to their feedback because it's coming from a place of love and support. Those who know you best just may have the perfect idea to spice up your online profile and land more dating. |
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